HA! This post (which Mark Bittman recently shared) is full of the grossest, funniest cooking projects gone awry. Most of them were doomed before they started, clearly! I was laughing so hard I cried. Take a look at these and remember, it could always be worse!!
http://www.buzzfeed.com/rachelysanders/people-worse-at-cooking-than-you-food-fails
To clarify, this is not my mess! I’ve made messes, but not quite like this. Credit noted above.